F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up