fuck.
Basically. You're a peasant.
sometimes i just seriously hate people.
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(Source: moon-sylph, via disgusted)

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

(via greetings)

earthdad:

*feels a titty*

the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die

(via rejectment)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

image

(via heart)

My Wedding Speech
  • Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
  • Guests: Awwwwwwwww
  • Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via heart)

ambermozo:

This. I want this one day… but I want it to be real. I don’t just want someone to kiss or sometimes see. I want someone I can trust and know that I’ll see them the next day. and the day after that.

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(via oculoplan-ia)


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thegoldenqurls:

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

image

(via oculoplan-ia)

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

(via heart)

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

(via oculoplan-ia)